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15 Feb 12 at 9 am

pebbles in drag, thanks jim (Taken with instagram)

pebbles in drag, thanks jim (Taken with instagram)

14 Feb 12 at 10 am

happy valentines (Taken with instagram)

happy valentines (Taken with instagram)

14 Feb 12 at 10 am

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

14 Feb 12 at 9 am

siddly diddly siddly (Taken with instagram)

siddly diddly siddly (Taken with instagram)

09 Feb 12 at 6 pm

homeless dani. (Taken with instagram)

homeless dani. (Taken with instagram)

08 Feb 12 at 9 pm

just as the snow started to fall. (Taken with instagram)

just as the snow started to fall. (Taken with instagram)

08 Feb 12 at 9 pm

cuties. (Taken with instagram)

cuties. (Taken with instagram)

06 Feb 12 at 10 pm

ooh friday… (Taken with instagram)

ooh friday… (Taken with instagram)

06 Feb 12 at 10 pm

seriously can’t stop reading. (Taken with instagram)

seriously can’t stop reading. (Taken with instagram)

06 Feb 12 at 9 pm

belgian buns, mmm… (Taken with instagram)

belgian buns, mmm… (Taken with instagram)

06 Feb 12 at 9 pm

working tonight is not happening. (Taken with instagram)

working tonight is not happening. (Taken with instagram)
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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06 Feb 12 at 6 am

(Source: snoggings, via polldoll)